Dave's Wisdom

  • Whenever necessary practice "malicious compliance!"
  • Yes... sometimes less IS more!
  • When you come to a fork in the road... take it!
  • Never fart in someone else's underwear!
  • Remember one thing in life and you'll never go wrong...
    "Wet birds never fly at night!"
  • Cut dogs ain't got no pups!
  • You mean you're not?
  • Education is what you have left over after you have forgotten everything you've learned.
  • He who expects nothing will not be disappointed.

Brenda's Wisdom

  • If 1,000 people have a bad idea, it's still a bad idea!
  • Don't let other people get you in trouble!
  • It's up to you to keep loved ones special when you're not together!
  • You don't have to be married to your extended family!
  • You can read what others write either mad or glad!
  • Never put your finger in that part of the doggie!
  • Pacifiers are for parents!
  • Never put your baby to bed with a bottle!
  • Share everything except your husband and your toothbrush!
  • Make sure you think about "the trivial many and the important few".
  • Accept the NOs as quickly as you accept the YESes or there can be more NOs.
  • Truth is that which is.   



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